#soul-searching

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."