#soul-searching

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."