#Spirit

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Our care of the child should be governed, not by the desire to make him learn things, but by the endeavor always to keep burning within him that light which is called intelligence."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

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