#Spirit

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."