#Spirit

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"The soul would have no rainbow, had the eyes no tears."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."