#Spirit

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"There are many goals but one path - the path of compassion."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

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