#Spirit

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Everything science has taught me strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death. I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness. Life and soul, therefore, cannot disintegrate into nothingness, and so are immortal."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."