#Spirit

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."