#Spirit

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"The soul would have no rainbow, had the eyes no tears."