#Spirit

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."