#Spirit

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."