#Spirit

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"You do not need to work to become spiritual. You are spiritual; you need only to remember that fact. Spirit is within you. God is within you. (67)"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."