#Spirit

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

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