#Spirit

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."