#spiritual-development

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."