#spiritual-development

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."