#spiritual-wisdom

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."