#spiritual-wisdom

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."