#spiritual-wisdom

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Kind words change the world."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"