#spiritual-wisdom

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

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"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."