#spiritual-wisdom

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Love is non-flammable soul."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."