"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
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spiritual-wisdom Quotes
"Every day is not a day to master but an adventure to experience."
"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."
"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."
"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."
"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."
"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."
"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."