#spiritual-wisdom

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

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"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."