#spiritual-wisdom

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."