#spiritual-wisdom

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."