#spiritual-wisdom

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Film gives us a second chance at a first impression."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."