#spiritual-wisdom

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."