#spiritual-wisdom

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"