#suicidal-thoughts

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."