#suicidal-thoughts

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."