#suicidal-thoughts

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."