#suicidal-thoughts

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."