#suicidal-thoughts

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."