#suicidal-thoughts

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."