#suicidal-thoughts

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"