#suicidal-thoughts

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."