#suicidal-thoughts

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."