#suicidal-thoughts

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."