#suicidal-thoughts

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."