#Suicide

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."