#Suicide

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."