#Suicide

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."