#Suicide

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"I could smack her, punch her in the face, but then I see what she can't hide from me. I've seen it before-the desperation, the agony, the need to find a reason to go on, and the inability to find it."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"A man devoid of hope and conscious of being so has ceased to belong to the future."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"He replied: "Because no one admired me."