#Suicide

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Chronic anxiety is a state more undesirable than any other, and we will try almost any maneuver to eliminate it. Modern man is living in anxious anticipation of destruction. Such anxiety can be easily eliminated by self-destruction. As a German saying puts it: 'Better an end with terror than a terror without end."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"I cared about them. I wanted them to feel better, to live better lives. And then it occurred to me - I cared about myself. I wanted me to live a better life, too Caring about myself was allowing me to care about others."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."