#teachings

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."