#teachings

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."