#teachings

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

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"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."