#teachings

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"We are often taught to look for the beauty in all things, so in finding it, the layman asks the philosopher while the philosopher asks the photographer."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."