#teachings

"All teachings are mere references. The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."