#teachings

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."