#teachings

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."