#teachings

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."