#teachings

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."