"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."
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"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."
"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."
"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."
"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"
"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"
"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."
"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."