"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"
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"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."
"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."
"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."
"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."
"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."
"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."
"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."