#teachings

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."