#teachings

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"