#teachings

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."