#teachings

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."