#teachings

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."