#teachings

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."