#teachings

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."