#teachings

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."